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Pelicans Davis - Seeking Companion on Craigslist
Well, maybe not the type of companion you were thinking of...
Looking for a job? Have thick-ass eyebrows??
Well, you can be Anthony Davis' new personal assistant!
The New Orleans Pelicans superstar just posted an ad for a personal assistant on Craigslist ... and he's very specific about the type of person he's looking for ...
"Looking for someone to help me out so I can focus on getting ready for the season.
Job duties include:
Dry cleaning runs
Meeting with fans and doing media interviews
Some ball skills preferred, but not required
Able to move around town and keep a low profile
Preferably 6' 5" or taller; good dresser
Unibrow or heavy eyebrows a plus. Please send photos.
Thanks,
AD"
Know anyone? We do ...
Looking for a job? Have thick-ass eyebrows??
Well, you can be Anthony Davis' new personal assistant!
The New Orleans Pelicans superstar just posted an ad for a personal assistant on Craigslist ... and he's very specific about the type of person he's looking for ...
"Looking for someone to help me out so I can focus on getting ready for the season.
Job duties include:
Dry cleaning runs
Meeting with fans and doing media interviews
Some ball skills preferred, but not required
Able to move around town and keep a low profile
Preferably 6' 5" or taller; good dresser
Unibrow or heavy eyebrows a plus. Please send photos.
Thanks,
AD"
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The new assistant also has to help AD when he relocates to his new town. I heard he's traded.
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HmmmmDennis wrote:The new assistant also has to help AD when he relocates to his new town. I heard he's traded.
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???????Dennis wrote:The new assistant also has to help AD when he relocates to his new town. I heard he's traded.
I thought he was untouchable
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If Brett got AD for any or all of his picks...Jesus.
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There is no way... if he turned down deals involving LD or LBJ why would you accept a deal forlakeshowak7 wrote:If Brett got AD for any or all of his picks...Jesus.
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Dennis wrote:The new assistant also has to help AD when he relocates to his new town. I heard he's traded.
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Future top 5 player is at #1 plus other all stars is a nice incentivewms02a wrote:There is no way... if he turned down deals involving LD or LBJ why would you accept a deal forlakeshowak7 wrote:If Brett got AD for any or all of his picks...Jesus.
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But who says we got AD? Maybe we did maybe we didnt , will find out soon
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Not true.OneNole wrote:Future top 5 player is at #1 plus other all stars is a nice incentivewms02a wrote:There is no way... if he turned down deals involving LD or LBJ why would you accept a deal forlakeshowak7 wrote:If Brett got AD for any or all of his picks...Jesus.
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But who says we got AD? Maybe we did maybe we didnt , will find out soon
Either way no team can acquire more for a superstar from anyone outside of me
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Also there is not a future top 5 player in this draft lol. Stop lying to these newbies.
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I see two all star caliber players in this draft. The rest from 3-10 just solid starters.. nothing more.
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8timechamp wrote:I see two all star caliber players in this draft. The rest from 3-10 just solid starters.. nothing more.
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Id beg to differ. Hes easily the top prospect to come out in a csl draft. Only one remotely close is Exum. And in 3 years when hea fully developed BG will be 32, KG will be 32, lbj is washed up, Westbrook is 32, and every other star not named AD will be 31.lakeshowak7 wrote:Also there is not a future top 5 player in this draft lol. Stop lying to these newbies.
So unless the draft department puts some major superstars in these next couple of drafts we are looking at a top 5 player after 3 seasons. Probably would be there regardless
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Does the league last 3 more seasons?OneNole wrote:Id beg to differ. Hes easily the top prospect to come out in a csl draft. Only one remotely close is Exum. And in 3 years when hea fully developed BG will be 32, KG will be 32, lbj is washed up, Westbrook is 32, and every other star not named AD will be 31.lakeshowak7 wrote:Also there is not a future top 5 player in this draft lol. Stop lying to these newbies.
So unless the draft department puts some major superstars in these next couple of drafts we are looking at a top 5 player after 3 seasons. Probably would be there regardless
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i said solid starters. whiteside will give you 10-10 with 3 blocks a game.Mattybriand wrote:8timechamp wrote:I see two all star caliber players in this draft. The rest from 3-10 just solid starters.. nothing more.
Whiteside is a bigger better version of vonleh
but his offense is not going to be like Vonleh. Whiteside scoring maxes at 55 i believe(scouts), where Vonleh is in the 60's. Otherwise, yes they are similar.
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So if you really believed what you just wrote, why would you trade 9 years of team control of a top 5 player for a soon to be washed up old dude?OneNole wrote:Id beg to differ. Hes easily the top prospect to come out in a csl draft. Only one remotely close is Exum. And in 3 years when hea fully developed BG will be 32, KG will be 32, lbj is washed up, Westbrook is 32, and every other star not named AD will be 31.lakeshowak7 wrote:Also there is not a future top 5 player in this draft lol. Stop lying to these newbies.
So unless the draft department puts some major superstars in these next couple of drafts we are looking at a top 5 player after 3 seasons. Probably would be there regardless
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I would hope so. Do you know something we don't? This league is fun to play in.Mattybriand wrote:Does the league last 3 more seasons?OneNole wrote:Id beg to differ. Hes easily the top prospect to come out in a csl draft. Only one remotely close is Exum. And in 3 years when hea fully developed BG will be 32, KG will be 32, lbj is washed up, Westbrook is 32, and every other star not named AD will be 31.lakeshowak7 wrote:Also there is not a future top 5 player in this draft lol. Stop lying to these newbies.
So unless the draft department puts some major superstars in these next couple of drafts we are looking at a top 5 player after 3 seasons. Probably would be there regardless
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The league is full and has a short waiting list. It will still be around in 3 seasons
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Good. Even though I'm not the most liked, if management needs some help, I'm willing to help if possible.GreenBear wrote:The league is full and has a short waiting list. It will still be around in 3 seasons
Hopefully it's around for another 5 seasons. I didn't rebuild for nothing lol
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