Paul George gets signed

[Ramcus]

Coming up to free agency, the New Orleans Pelicans had plans to sign a CSL superstar, no one in particular. Lo and behold, the New Orleans Pelicans ended up signing Paul George. The Pelicans had this to say about the signing.

Quack, quack. Quack quack quack, quack quack quack quack quack quack quack!

This roughly translates to:

We welcome Paul George to the New Orleans Pelicans, and we will work to make him thrive with Anthony Davis!

Paul George had this to say for himself:

First of all, I want to thank the Dallas Mavericks for everything they have done for me. If I had social media, I would write a paragraph. Now, I want to thank Death Row Records, they have made the signing a very easy choice for me. Among having my life threatened similar to Tupac Shakur and allowing me to record "sick fire beats" in their studio, I have had the luxury to have an extremely easy free agency.
Moving on to the New Orleans Pelicans...

The Pelicans team look to each other, confused. They had not a clue what was about to happen.

Paul George continues:

With the signing of Paul George, the official team name of the New Orleans Pelicans is now the New Orleans Paul George's. We will move forward with this official change shortly. Let it be known that I want my face as the logo. My face on the hardwood floor. My face on the stands. My face on the cheerleaders. My face... on the ball.

As the room of reporters stand in shock, Paul George was quickly escorted out by a security team. Coincidentally, this was the same security team that led out the now New Orleans Paul George's GM out of the press conference room earlier in the season.

[Myles]

Do Pelicans quack?

Also, I'd love to see your photoshop of Paul George's face on the cheerleaders and the ball. And in the stands, on the court, etc.

[Ramcus]

Do Pelicans quack?

Also, I'd love to see your photoshop of Paul George's face on the cheerleaders and the ball. And in the stands, on the court, etc.

I had to look it up, and yes Pelicans do quack. In about a month, you will get that shoddy Photoshop

[GreenBear]

Lol this is a very entertaining article, good stuff. And I had no idea pelicans quacked either.

[Marcos_Beck]

LOL
Good article! And good signing as well.