DeAndre Departs After Blake
"DeAndre & Klay will face similar battles, but swap uniforms."
Los Angeles, CA - BREAKING NEWS out of LA today as the Clippers have struck a deal with another California team, the Golden State Warriors. The trade in full will have the Clippers ship out DeAndre Jordan, Jamal Crawford, & Matt Barnes in exchange for Klay Thompson, David Lee, & Jermaine O'Neal. In an alternate universe, the current Clippers GM was actually in Golden State and was well known for his infatuation with Klay, as he chose to ship out the other member of the Splash Brothers, Stephen Curry instead. This world is different, but Klay will still be lighting up the scoreboard for GM HiGrade.
After we saw Blake depart with Kobe for Denver, all duties fell on DeAndre to come up big in the paint. Now with the only true center on the roster being veteran Jermaine O'Neal, things might get a bit rough. While both forwards on the roster are a bit undersized, management seems confident either 6'7 Kenneth Faried or 6'9 David Lee can fill the void, if need be. If this squad plans on running up the pace and sprinting down the floor, they could be quite fun to watch with Faried at center. The franchise known as "lob city" might not be so dead after all. Regardless of what the lineup becomes, don't expect the trades to stop anytime soon. We fully expect the next players to be shipped out to be either Danny Granger or Darren Collison. It's obvious this roster is not yet finalized and to think they could only improve is fascinating. Be on the lookout for the first lineup test in Houston tomorrow.