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DETROIT, MI - Its early in the season for the usually quiet and focused Pistons team, but this season has been anything but quiet. After shipping out three-quarters of the team in the off-season (including the beloved Kemba Walker) after losing to the first round to the GM-plagued 76ers, this Pistons team is as big of an unknown as any team in the league this season. What has changed most is the veteran presence that has been steady the past 6 seasons in Detroit, led by fan favorite Kemba Walker, is all but gone and a new era of Pistons Bad Boy Basketball has made its way to the scene.

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This is clearer than ever after the Pistons second game of the season against the Brooklyn Nets was over and a reporter asked starting Point Guard Terry Rozier how he felt this team would be able to perform in Kemba Walkers shadow.
We've been hearing it all off-season by the media around the league about how we took a step back. You all saw the playoffs last year, it was a damn joke. When I came over, I told the GM that I'm bringing this city multiple championships. Kemba slept walked through the first round last year and the whole team felt it. This is the Terry and Jamal show now and we aren't taking prisoners. Kemba is a b*t*h!
Asked by the reporter to elaborate on the last statement, Terry was quoted as saying:
You heard my ass. Dude is done. I was told when I was a rookie about how I'm a Kemba clone, but I'm gonne show the league this year that I'm the far superior player. Coach told me this is my team and that he only agreed to come on because of me. Everybody better circle January 8th on their schedules - next question!
January 8th refers to the first time the Pistons play Kemba Walker and the Minnesota Timberwolves on the road in what will inevitably be a matchup worth watching as both players square off against each other.

Coach Chauncey Billups provided a more politically-correct assessment of the situation:
We all know its early in the season and there is a ton of work to do. The GM approached me to take over after last season because of the reputation and history I have built up in Detroit from my playing days here. They know I want to bring a ring back to the Palace and I hope I can live up to that expectation. As for Terry, he's a hell of a young player in this league and he plays with similar grit to how I used to play and I respect that. I'm real excited to see how this team gels over the course of the season, but its still too early to mention anything about a championship. We have a loooong way to go.
An anonymous inside source to the organization said that GM emplep7 heard about the comments about Kemba from Terry Rozier and had this detail to provide:
Everybody knows it has been real bad around here ever since [emplep] decided to trade Kemba. He was his favorite person in the world and it hit him real hard after he finally realized he included the wrong players name to the league office when he submitted the final trade agreement. The rumors are true that he went on a 14 day peyote trip in the days following. Two employees haven't been seen in the offices since that and we've been told by the legal team that they never existed. When he heard this quote, he broke down in tears. He was said to be wearing his Kemba Walker robe that he had custom made after the championship. Its weird here, but we're all scared for our lives.
While the 2-0 start in encouraging, its not all good news in Detroit as the star SG Jamal Murray was diagnosed with a bruised calf after the first game and will be out most of the month as a result. We won't get a full picture of how this team will play together until they prove they can be healthy for an extended period of time. One thing is certain about this seasons team, it will be completely different from anything we have seen in Detroit in a long time and we might get a repeat of the Rumble in the Palace from 2004 if Coach Billups can't reel in these young players.
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2 games lol I do need to look at the Pistons strengths of schedule later on but I just have a hunch its pretty weak for the season.

All joking a side let's see how Dozier looks after 40 games.
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Too early to tell. Rozier was there when Detroit lost on the 1st round last year.
But it’s Jon so something good will happen in Detroit, even without Kemba.
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Jon has always been able to maximize his players under his watch, so it won't surprise me if Rozier somehow has a career year there. Now a lot of people are saying it was the Kemba effect, but we shall see.
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Just when we all thought the Rozier articles were all but over and done with... Lol

But Rozier is a star. I'm glad he will finally shine in his new role. It was hard trading him but it ultimately got me McRae/Davis, who were critical come playoff time.

Now we just gotta watch Rozier tear up the league, year after year. Fun...
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BizGilwalker wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:51 amno u
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Always liked rozier but had to trash him because Andrew was owning him. His shooting is fixable and jon knows that. Given it's his only weakness he will be a solid player.
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My god Terry Rozier just dominated my Nets.
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Rizzo wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:55 am My god Terry Rozier just dominated my Nets.
He did already more difficult things :P *new Atlantic rivalry*
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Dennis wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:57 am He did already more difficult things :P *new Atlantic rivalry*
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Rizzo wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:03 am
Dennis wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:57 am He did already more difficult things :P *new Atlantic rivalry*
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This title aged well. Imagine Rozier saying this in the NBA w/ Jordan smugly smoking a cigar behind him
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TheTwoWallaces wrote: Wed Jul 10, 2019 4:45 pm This title aged well. Imagine Rozier saying this in the NBA w/ Jordan smugly smoking a cigar behind him
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I hate you all :(

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